This weeks Celebrity Medic features someone who many will think isn’t fit for the job. Some may criticize my writing and say that she’s too irresponsible or flaky to hold down a job in EMS. I say your wrong! With her career circling the drain, she may be forced to find alternative forms of employment, and what better job could she land than being a paramedic? So hang tight and read on to see how I answer the question of the week…..
What kind of paramedic would Lindsay Lohan be?
Shifts
I’m not quite sure what kind of shift that she would prefer to work, I just know that she might have some issues showing up on time. Perhaps making duplicates of her passport would solve this issue.
Protocols
Whatever system Lindsay works in, would have to have loose protocols on controlled substances. I really couldn’t see her being tied down by making base contact to crack open the narc-box.
Vehicle
I would recommend that she drive a Volkswagen Bug(as seen in Herbie), but by the looks of things, I’m thinking that calling a taxi would be more appropriate.
Dispatch
Lindsay wouldn’t carry around the traditional UHF or VHF radio. Instead she prefers to be summoned to calls for service by subpoena’s.
Base Contact
Lindsay wouldn’t utilize the radio or cell phone to make contact. Instead she would hand off patient information in the form of tabloid articles and TMZ commentary. Besides, we know all the nurses would be right on top of that.
Court Appearances
All of us that have been working in EMS have probably been called to appear in court at one time or another. For most people, this can be stressful and sometimes frightening. For Lindsay this would be a walk in the park. Her experience in the legal system far exceeds that of anyone else currently working in the pre-hospital setting.
Equipment
As always, I sit here every week and brainstorm the type of equipment that our Celebrity Medics would carry. You might be surprise at what comes next.
- A Passport – To make sure she can make her shift on time.
- Scram Device – This can be rubbed up against other people to detect their blood-alcohol level.
- Over-sized sunglasses – Used at BSI, and for hiding hangovers.
- Modified Boots – To fit the scram device.
- Blackberry – Used to reference medical information and keep in touch with her bail bondsman.
As always, feel free to comment below or e-mail me with suggestions, comments or hate mail.

The other day I noticed a paramedic from out of the area with quite a large “utility belt”. Of course I nudged my partner and said “that guy has more gadgets on his belt than Batman”. Now we all know that such a thing isn’t really possible as NOBODY can outdo Batman. This did make me wonder what Batman would carry if he was a career Paramedic? Better yet, what kind of Paramedic would he be?




Good morning readers. Today I am going to talk about professionalism in the EMS field and in the everyday workplace. In my years as a paramedic I have seen both ends of the spectrum. I have worked in environments where EMT’s and Paramedics were allowed to wear pretty much whatever they want. I have also worked with companies where all crew members were required to wear the same uniform, and keep it up to a strict standard. Obviously the stricter of the two produces better confidence with the patients that we serve as well as with members of other branches of public safety.
So you have been working the field as an EMT-Basic or EMT-Intermediate for some time now and you feel it’s time to take the next step in your career. Making the decision to become a paramedic takes a lot of time and consideration. Working as an EMT is fun, rewarding and exciting, but are you ready to take on the responsibility of being a paramedic?
Ever considered starting a career in EMS? Being an EMT can be a very rewarding job and open up many opportunities to further your career in the future. Many EMT’s move on to become paramedics, firefighters, and police offers. Now several colleges offer EMS Management degree programs for EMT’s or paramedics that want to promote to management or get jobs at the state or county level.
So your loved one has suffered a heart attack. You fear for their life and feel helpless. You have no medical training and you are in desperate need of help. So what do you do? Like any other person in a time of emergency, you call 911.
