February 6, 2012

If Lindsay Lohan was a Paramedic

This weeks Celebrity Medic features someone who many will think isn’t fit for the job. Some may criticize my writing and say that she’s too irresponsible or flaky to hold down a job in EMS. I say your wrong! With her career circling the drain, she may be forced to find alternative forms of employment, and what better job could she land than being a paramedic? So hang tight and read on to see how I answer the question of the week…..

What kind of paramedic would Lindsay Lohan be?

Shifts

I’m not quite sure what kind of shift that she would prefer to work, I just know that she might have some issues showing up on time. Perhaps making duplicates of her passport would solve this issue.

Protocols

Whatever system Lindsay works in, would have to have loose protocols on controlled substances. I really couldn’t see her being tied down by making base contact to crack open the narc-box.

Vehicle

I would recommend that she drive a Volkswagen Bug(as seen in Herbie), but by the looks of things, I’m thinking that calling a taxi would be more appropriate.

Dispatch

Lindsay wouldn’t carry around the traditional UHF or VHF radio. Instead she prefers to be summoned to calls for service by subpoena’s.

Base Contact

Lindsay wouldn’t utilize the radio or cell phone to make contact. Instead she would hand off patient information in the form of tabloid articles and TMZ commentary. Besides, we know all the nurses would be right on top of that.

Court Appearances

All of us that have been working in EMS have probably been called to appear in court at one time or another. For most people, this can be stressful and sometimes frightening. For Lindsay this would be a walk in the park. Her experience in the legal system far exceeds that of anyone else currently working in the pre-hospital setting.

Equipment

As always, I sit here every week and brainstorm the type of equipment that our Celebrity Medics would carry. You might be surprise at what comes next.

  • A Passport – To make sure she can make her shift on time.
  • Scram Device – This can be rubbed up against other people to detect their blood-alcohol level.
  • Over-sized sunglasses – Used at BSI, and for hiding hangovers.
  • Modified Boots – To fit the scram device.
  • Blackberry – Used to reference medical information and keep in touch with her bail bondsman.

As always, feel free to comment below or e-mail me with suggestions, comments or hate mail.


10 extremely useful on-line EMS resources

I find myself constantly browsing the internet for information related to EMS. Whether it be from my home computer looking for study material, or from my phone looking up information on a poison while on scene of a call. I can pretty much find anything I need within minutes, if not seconds. There are a number of sites that I have found to be extremely useful that I visit time and time again. So I figured I would share them with you.

Paramedicine 101

I stumbled across this site a couple months ago. It is an amazing resource for information related to EMS. I wish I would have known about this site when I was going through paramedic school.

Everyday EMS Tips

Greg Friese does a wonderful job of providing good tips for people that work in EMS. He does app reviews for EMS related smart-phone apps, book reviews and even gives advice on doing interviews for your next job. Greg has also has an e-mail newsletter that I find quite useful. If you haven’t checked out his site, do so now.

Epocrates

Epocrates is any medical professional’s dream. It is a limitless on-line medical resource, and contains tons of great information for free. The best part is that they offer free smart-phone apps. It is currently available for iPhone, Palm, Blackberry, Windows and my favorite, Android. If you have a smart-phone and haven’t taken advantage of Epocrates, you are missing out.

EMS Educast

The EMS Educast is a really cool podcast aimed at providing useful tips to the EMS professional. This is one of those podcasts that I pull up on my phone and listen to while I’m driving or sitting on a street corner at work. Definitely a must for everyone!

MedicCast

Jamie Davis AKA “The Podmedic” has really cool podcast that I listen to every week. He covers EMS news, tips and does some cool commentary as well. He recently added video to his weekly show, which I think is awesome. Jamie also has a podcast for nurses and provides “MedicCast Extra”, an affordable study aid for EMS students at all levels. The man must have found a way to invent a 30 hour day, because I have no idea how he finds time to do all the cool stuff that he does.

FEMA Independent Study

FEMA’s independent study program is an on-line training program aimed at emergency responders like EMS, Fire and Law Enforcement. They offer on-line ICS (Incident Command) training that I highly recommend taking. The best part is that it’s free. These classes are full of great information when it comes to MCI’s. They are also redeemable for CEU’s, which is a plus.

EMS 1

EMS1 is a great source of EMS news and information. They feature tons of great columnists and have daily information that I find to be extremely useful. Be sure to add them to your bookmarks.They also have a monthly newsletter that I would recommend subscribing to.

JEMS

JEMS.com is the leading on-line EMS resource for news, case reviews and discussion. Not a day goes by where I don’t check in to keep up on information related to EMS. If you don’t mind spending a few bucks, their monthly publication is worth a subscription. Tons of great information. Also be sure to check out connect.jems.com an on-line social network for EMS professionals.

EMS Garage

The EMS Garage is another great podcast that I listen to weekly. I also occasionally find myself on the show discussing and debating topics in the industry. Chris Montera has put out over 80 episodes of really cool material. My favorite feature on his page is the mobile version of the site. I listen to his podcast from my phone all the time while I’m on the road. You are missing out if you haven’t been listening to the garage.

Chronicles of EMS

I saved the best for last. The Chronicles of EMS is a up and coming TV show that features EMS systems from around the world. The creators of this show are traveling around the world filming paramedics in their unique systems and showing the rest of the world how EMS is different and the same in many aspects in all the different areas. This is a must-see for all EMS professionals.


And that's why I do this job

I just finished reading a great post on Jeramedic’s Blog about his first true save in the field. The whole time I was reading it, I couldn’t help but remember my first. Fortunately Jeremiah got to see the save right before his eyes. I had gotten pulses back in the field, but I knew (or thought) the downtime was to long for her to have any real neuro activity. I actually left the hospital sure that she wasn’t going to make it. That’s where this story gets good.

I was teaching an EMT class at the local college one night. The semester had just started and I having the students introduce themselves and explain why they want to become an EMT. After 20 minutes of the usual “I need this for my job” or “I want to be a firefighter”, a student asked to share a story if I didn’t mind. I encouraged him to take all the time he needs.

He walked up front and told the story of how he witnessed his mom collapse and go into cardiac arrest. He talked about how he didn’t know what to do and how scared he was. Then he started to explain what happened once the ambulance showed up. As his story went on, I started paying closer attention. This sounded familiar…..very familiar. After he told his story, I excused myself from the class for a minute and called a break. I made a call to my dispatch center and asked to reference the last name and see if any patient’s were run for a cardiac arrest in the last year. Just as I suspected, I ran his mom a little over a year ago. I was the paramedic that he was talking about.

Not quite sure how to approach this, I asked to speak to him in private. I thanked him for sharing the story and broke the news. He immediately teared up and gave me a big hug and thanked me over and over again. He went back in the class and announced to everyone that I was paramedic that saved his moms life. Everyone clapped for a good few minutes. I was full of emotion and didn’t really know how to act at that point. He went on to tell everyone that this is the very reason he wanted to become an EMT and eventually become a paramedic. I couldn’t believe it. I had inspired someone to do this job without even knowing.

He asked if I would be willing to share my side of the story, to which I did. I started from the point where we were dispatched an explained the series of events up until we reached the hospital. I watched tears come to everyones eyes and it wasn’t until that point that I truly understood why I do this job.


If Batman was a Paramedic

The other day I noticed a paramedic from out of the area with quite a large “utility belt”. Of course I nudged my partner and said “that guy has more gadgets on his belt than Batman”. Now we all know that such a thing isn’t really possible as NOBODY can outdo Batman. This did make me wonder what Batman would carry if he was a career Paramedic? Better yet, what kind of Paramedic would he be?

Night Shifts

“The Dark Knight” doesn’t do days. My guess is he would probably work a 19:00 to 07:00 shift. This would pretty much guarantee night time hours.

Scene Safety

Batman has never heard of the word “staging”. As a matter of fact, he clears the scene to make it safe for the cops to enter. You can be assured that he carries all his personal protective equipment at all times.

Dispatch

I think we all know how Batman would be dispatched to calls. The Bat Signal! This of course would have to be accompanied by some form of on-board computer in his rig. Even Batman needs some way to keep track of times and information for his paperwork.

Vehicle

The Bat-mobile is great for first-responding, but not so great for transporting patients. My guess is that he wouldn’t work on the ground at all. He would probably retrofit the Bat-Copter to serve as an air-ambulance. Of course, Batman’s night vision capabilities would allow him to handle more high-risk flights. Now some of you might ask “how is Batman going to fly and do patient care and the same time?”……Come on guys, He’s Batman!

Partner

Every good Paramedic needs a partner. Of course we all know that Robin is the man for the job. Only, I don’t see Robin as being a Paramedic. I see him as a really good EMT-Basic or Intermediate at best.

Equipment

OK, now comes the good stuff. I am going to list some essential equipment that Batman would use.

  • Bat Sheers – Needed for cutting clothes, leather, car doors and seat belts.
  • Bat Stethoscope – You think your “Cardiology 3″ is good? You can put his to the ground and hear a heartbeat in China!
  • Bat Radio – Consists of a tiny chip placed in his mask. No pesky Motorola’s for Batman!
  • Bat Scope – A laryngoscope made of carbon fiber. It also has unlimited battery life.
  • Bat Light – A penlight with x-ray vision.
  • Bat Monitor – A pair of cool-looking glasses so he can just at the heart right through the chest.
  • Bat Computer – 1,000 times tougher than the Panasonic Toughbook.
  • Bat Phone - Integrated with the Bat-Radio chip in his mask.
  • Bat Board – A backboard that folds into a pocket-size. My guess is that it would be made of some form of steel.

These are only a few examples of what could possibly be in Batman’s inventory. I am now calling on each of you to help me list the essential tools for Batman to carry while he’s on-duty!


Sunny California…..

Why do I live and work in Southern California? Duh…..the beaches, hot babes, and the sun.

So how the hell did I end up like this on my last shift?


My Sp02 Rant……

The other day I heard a couple coworkers talking about the calls they ran for the shift. One of them started to talk about a “BS” patient complaining of difficulty breathing. The part that caught my attention was when he said that he pulled out the “lie detector”, AKA the pulse oximeter, to confirm that the patient was indeed, “full of shit”.

Statements like this absolutely make me cringe. Perhaps I just like to live in my dream world where paramedics are professional and knowledgeable in their field. Don’t get me wrong, I hate transporting the “911 abusers” just as much as everyone else, but I also understand that it’s part of my job.

Now for the medical part of my rant……

I am 100% convinced that we as paramedics can perform our jobs and treat our patients effectively without ever touching a pulse oximeter. Sure it’s a handy tool and it serves it purpose, but it’s nothing more than a luxury.

If a patient presents to me with stable skin signs, clear and equal lung sounds, a good respiratory rate and speaks in full sentences, I can probably assume that they are breathing just fine. Likewise, if someone presents in a “tripod” position with wheezes and speaks in 1-2 word sentences, then I can definitely assume they are in respiratory distress. No pulse oximeter needed. Treat the patients people, not the monitor!

The pulse oximeter only measures a patient’s oxygen saturation in the blood. It cannot determine the metabolism or amount of oxygen actually being used by the body. This is why conditions like respiratory acidosis and carbon monoxide poisoning can give a high Sp02 reading, when in fact the patient is suffering from hypoxia.

So whats the moral of the story?

Do your job dumbass. Assess your patients, get a detailed history and for God’s sake, act professionally.


Professionalism – A much needed trait for EMS providers

Good morning readers. Today I am going to talk about professionalism in the EMS field and in the everyday workplace. In my years as a paramedic I have seen both ends of the spectrum. I have worked in environments where EMT’s and Paramedics were allowed to wear pretty much whatever they want. I have also worked with companies where all crew members were required to wear the same uniform, and keep it up to a strict standard. Obviously the stricter of the two produces better confidence with the patients that we serve as well as with members of other branches of public safety.

Now you might be wondering why this article is titled “professionalism” and all I keep talking about is appearance. Well I can tell you that appearance, attitude, courtesy and competence all go towards professionalism. For instance, if you have a sloppy appearance, you will most likely have a sloppy attitude as well.

Unfortunately, many (not all) fire and EMS agencies tend to be quite lax towards a good uniform policy. On a standard medical-aid call, you might have 2 people in turnout pants with a t-shirt, 1 person wearing uniform pants and a sweater, 1 person wearing a jump suite, and someone wearing a polo. While this may meet all of the responders comfort needs, it doesn’t instill much respect with the patient and the general public.
Law enforcement agencies typically have very strict uniform polices and almost always present themselves in a professional manner. It’s pretty rare to find several officers from the same agency wearing different jackets or shirts. I have always been of the impression that law enforcement sets a great example when it comes to professionalism.

I understand that many rural volunteer departments have no choice but to “come as you are” in order to cut down on response times. I respect that.

Now in conclusion I will say that the cops probably set the best example, but there are obviously exceptions out there. Looking your best, being knowledgeable in your duties, and treating the patients like they were your grandmother, will make you shine in your job as an EMS professional.

As always, if you have any questions, please feel free to e-mail me.


Want to Become a Paramedic?

13paramedicSo you have been working the field as an EMT-Basic or EMT-Intermediate for some time now and you feel it’s time to take the next step in your career. Making the decision to become a paramedic takes a lot of time and consideration. Working as an EMT is fun, rewarding and exciting, but are you ready to take on the responsibility of being a paramedic?

As a paramedic, you are ultimately responsible for all aspects of patient care on the scene of any medical emergency. You are in charge of proper documentation, radio reports, treatment, transport destinations and mode of transport. You will be held legally responsible for all interventions performed on the patient in your presence. In many cases your closest help will be miles away at the nearest hospital. As you may have heard many times before, great power comes with great responsibility.

Scared yet?

With all the responsibilities and stress associated with becoming a paramedic, the job has still proven itself to be rewarding. After a hard days work, the satisfaction of knowing you made a difference in one or many peoples lives, makes it all worth it. People will look to you in their greatest time of need and place all their trust in your training and expertise to save their life. Parents will hand you – a complete stranger – their child and trust that you will make them better and give them a safe journey to the hospital. Some people will life a long and fulfilling life as a direct result of your life-saving interventions, and some may die regardless of the amount of effort you and your crew had put forth.

Anyone who has been working in the EMS for a while knows that the job isn’t all about saving lives. On many occasions the 911 system is flooded with non-emergent calls and in some cases, strait out abuse. Sometimes you sit in a station for 24 hours and never turn a wheel on your ambulance.

So now you might be thinking “so how do I become a paramedic?”

To obtain certification through the NREMT (Nation Registry of Emergency Medical Technicians), you must pass six to eight months of didactic training, approximately a month of hospital-based clinical training and a minimum of 400 hours of field training. You must then pass a series of skills-based tests and a written or computer based exam. For more information on certification requirements, visit the NREMT website as http://www.nremt.org

Didactic (classroom) training typically lasts about 6 to 8 months. You will extensively cover many subjects such as anatomy, physiology, cardiology, pharmacology, pulmonology, trauma emergencies, medical emergencies, scene control, OB/GYN, geriatric emergencies, pediatric emergencies and ECG interpretation. You will also practice several ALS (advanced life support) procedures such as starting intravenous lines, administering IV medications, needle decompression, surgical airways, oral and nasal intubation, NG tube placement, IO placement, manual defibrillation and external pacing. This is a general list of skills taught. Skills may vary from state to state, depending on the allowed scope of practice.

Once you finish your classroom time, you will move on to hospital-based clinical training. Here you will get the opportunity to practice your newly learned skills on live patients in a controlled environment. Most programs include rotations through the ER, Operating Room, OB/GYN, ICU, NICU and sometimes psychiatric hospitals.

Now that you have practiced your newly learned life-saving skills, you will move on to field training. You will be placed with a paramedic-preceptor as you learn how to apply all your acquired knowledge and skills to a pre-hospital setting. This can the hardest part of paramedic training, especially for those who have little to no experience in a pre-hospital setting. This will last a minimum of 400 hours, but typically lasts 500 to 600 hours depending on your progress.

Once you get signed off from field training, you are now eligible to take the NREMT exam and apply for certification as an EMT-Paramedic. Skills testing will usually consist of stations including verbal scenarios, mega codes, pediatric emergencies, trauma and even some BLS stations as well. The written (or sometimes computer-based) tests are difficult and consist of questions covering everything you learned in your didactic portion of your training.

The whole process can be stressful and can quite possibly be the hardest course you ever take. Taking classes in anatomy, physiology and ECG interpretation prior to starting the program will make the class significantly easier. Some other quick classes offered by the American Heart Association like ACLS and PALS can also make paramedic school easier. For a list of AHA classes, visit http://www.americanheart.org

Good luck in your journey towards becoming a paramedic. I hope this article will serve a good reference or starting point. Please feel free to e-mail with any questions or comments.


Want to Become an EMT?

Ever considered starting a career in EMS? Being an EMT can be a very rewarding job and open up many opportunities to further your career in the future. Many EMT’s move on to become paramedics, firefighters, and police offers. Now several colleges offer EMS Management degree programs for EMT’s or paramedics that want to promote to management or get jobs at the state or county level.

Before we discuss the steps to becoming an EMT, lets talk about what an EMT is.

EMT’s are a vital link in the health care system, as they are typically the first to arrive at the scene of any medical emergency. EMT’s provide life-saving interventions at the basic, intermediate and advanced (paramedic) level. For the purposes of this article, we will focus on the “basic” or entry-level EMT.

EMT-Basics perform basic airway management, bleeding control, splinting, oxygen administration, spinal immobilization, and suctioning. In some cases EMT’s even administer some medications and are trained in childbirth.

In most settings, EMT-Basics typically work with a paramedic. In some cases ambulances will be staffed with two EMT-Basics in volunteer, rural or inter facility transfer settings.

Now for the big question, “how do I become an EMT?”

To achieve certification through the NREMT (National Registry of Emergency Medical Technicians), you must take a semester long class and pass a written and skills test at a licensed testing facility.

Many community colleges offer EMT-Basic training and testing. Some companies and fire departments also offer in-house EMT-Basic training. For more information on the requirements for certification as an EMT-Basic visit http://www.nremt.org

For someone with no medical or emergency services background, EMT-Basic school can be difficult. The semester-long class is a crash course in anatomy, physiology, pharmacology, airway and breathing emergencies, cardiology, trauma emergencies, pediatric emergencies, patient assessments, OB/GYN and much more.

If you are new to the medical field, I would recommend studying or taking a class in medical terminology. This will relieve a large majority of the challenges associated with EMT-Basic school. Researching basic anatomy and physiology prior to class will also place you ahead of the game.

Unfortunately I can not cover everything that is expected in EMT training as classes may vary from state to state. For information about becoming an EMT-Intermediate or Paramedic, please refer to my article titled “Want to become a paramedic?”.

I hope this will help serve as a starting point in your new exciting career in EMS. Please feel free to e-mail me with any questions or comments.


911 – What to expect when you call

So your loved one has suffered a heart attack. You fear for their life and feel helpless. You have no medical training and you are in desperate need of help. So what do you do? Like any other person in a time of emergency, you call 911.

Now what?

Activating the 911 system for first time often scares people. The thought of loud sirens, bright lights and several strangers entering your home can make you nervous or even hesitant to call in a time of need. For these reasons, I decided to create this article in hopes that you will know what to expect and what you can do to help in the event that someone you know or love takes a turn for the worst.

Unfortunately you can not plan or schedule emergencies. They often occur when you least expect it. Staying calm and taking control of the situation will be your key to a smooth transition from the panic of the incident to definitive medical care.

If you are at home, work or a place of business, always try to use a land-line telephone. In a state of panic you are likely to forget your address. Using a cell-phone makes tracing your location difficult for 911 dispatchers.

The 911 dispatcher is going to ask you several questions. Some of which may seem time consuming or ridiculous. Just remember, be patient and answer all of the questions clearly and accurately. Your answers will assist the dispatchers in assigning a priority to the call and give the paramedics valuable pre-arrival information. Try not to rush though the conversation. There are several dispatchers on duty at all times. While one is talking to you, another is dispatching the closest ambulance.

Once you know that help is on the way, you can perform several tasks to minimize the amount of time that the emergency workers have to be on scene.

- Make sure your lights are on.

The emergency crews will be looking for signs of activity. This will make locating your house easier.

- Leave your front door open.

This will also aid in spotting your house in the event that your address is not clearly visible.

- Clear a path.

Move cars out of the driveway, unlock any gates and move items that might prevent the paramedics from moving a gurney to the scene.

- Gather medications, identification and insurance information.

Have all of this ready in a bag. By doing this, you will cut several minutes away from the time the paramedics must stay on scene. This translates into a quicker transfer to definitive care.

If there are several people standing around, assign these tasks to others. Keeping people busy and out of the way will benefit your loved-one and make the responding paramedic’s job easier.

The paramedics will likely ask several questions. Some of which you may have answered when you spoke to the 911 dispatcher. Although this may seem like wasting time, be patient. The paramedics must have a clear understanding of what is wrong so they can determine the appropriate treatment and transport destination.