May 21, 2012

So there I was…

We were sitting at one of our usual posting locations around 9:30pm. We had been on shift for 4 1/2 hours and had yet to receive a call or a post move. This wasn’t unusual for this shift as at the time, I was assigned the first half of the week. Most of the excitement was enjoyed by our counterparts working the 2nd-half night shifts.

Up until now, there wasn’t anything spectacular about this evening. My partner and I were eating the same fast food, listening to the same talk-radio show and talking about the same BS as usual. We had no idea that we were about to get a critical lesson in customer service.

So there we were, parked in front of the same drug store that we usually park in front of, and sometimes shop around in during our hours of down-time. The night was quiet as could be until a blacked-out car pulled in front of the building. 3 men jumped out and one remained in the vehicle. They quickly put on ski-masks and 2 of them grabbed shotguns from the back seat.

I saw this and gave my partner the “check this sh*& out” punch to the shoulder. The look on his face was almost as entertaining as what we were seeing unfold.

Not wanting to become a target, we backed the unit up out of the way while we notified dispatch of the incident and requested for law enforcement to respond. Now the right thing to do would have been to leave the area immediately. But unfortunately, our curiosity over powered our common sense.

We watched the robbers storm into the store, and continued to watch the show through the large glass windows. They immediately ran to the cash registers, only to find that all of the employees were nowhere to be found. One guy ran up and down the isles, which I’m presuming was looking for an employee to operate the cash drawer. Another was keeping watch at the front door while the 3rd was frantically trying to figure out how to work the register.

The robbers now shared something in common with me and my partner. We had both now experienced the notoriously bad customer service that went along with the night shift at that store. Our silence broke when my partner said, “I can’t believe it. Their service is so bad, you can’t even find someone to rob”. We started laughing hysterically as the team finally gave up and fled to the car empty handed and took off.

We were interviewed by the police shortly after and confirmed our theory that the employees of the store really had no idea what just happened.

So what’s the moral of the story?

Bad customer service affects everyone, including criminals.


The impending feeling of doom

We respond code-2 to a residence for a complaint of a headache. As we walk inside the house, we see a man in his 40′s on floor holding his head. His wife and kids are sitting next to him, looking up at us for some kind of answer. She explains that he started complaining of a headache about 2 hours ago and it had progressively gotten to to point where he can’t function. He denies any recent head trauma, but confirms that he is feeling very nauseous.

As I kneel down next to him, I check his pulse to find that it is strong and regular and an acceptable rate. I ask him to sit up so I can do a neuro-assessment on him. He attempts to do so with much difficulty. My partner and I then notice that he is only using his right side to move around. We pick him up and carry him to the gurney. He continues to show deficit to the left side. He can’t squeeze my hands on with his left side and he has no sensation to that area.

Realizing that this is indeed a critical call, we quickly put him on oxygen and apply the ECG leads before moving out the door. “Is he going to be ok?” His wife asks as we move towards their front door. “Ma’am I can’t predict how his outcome is going to be, but he’s alert and stable right now. We are going to take him to **** Hospital and find out what’s causing the weakness. Please drive safe, we will take good care of him”.

As we load the patient into the ambulance, his wife and kid kiss him goodbye and we shut the doors. “Way to bullshit my family” he says as I switch his oxygen over to our main tank. “Excuse me?” I reply. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that in a bad way. I meant to say thank you for keeping them calm even though you know how bad this is”. I took a moment to think of what to say and told him that we didn’t know how bad his condition was yet and that everything could be fine. “Look man, I’m a doctor and I know damn well that I’m having a bleed” He says. “You don’t know that yet. Let’s take this one step at a time and just focus on getting you to the hospital safely” I reply as I’m checking his blood sugar and starting his IV.

I made my radio report and told the patient that we are 10 minutes out from the hospital. “Thanks for everything you have done, but we both know this is the end of the road for me. Please let my wife and son come back to the ER with me…..I wan’t to say goodbye before it’s too late”. I defensively replied, “Don’t talk that man! Even if you have a bleed, I’m sure that we caught it in time. Your still alert and oriented, they may be able to get you to surgery and start relieving the pressure if that’s the case”. “Whatever you say kid” he says as he leans his head back and stares at the roof of the ambulance.

We have arrived at the ER. His wife and son follow us as we place him in his bed. I take caution to give my report to the nurse away from the family. When I returned to gather signatures I hear him telling his wife that he is going to die tonight and that he’s sorry he waited so long to get help. “Hey!” I interrupt. “Don’t talk like that! You haven’t even been evaluated by the ER doc yet. We are all here to do everything we can to make sure you don’t die!” He thanked me for taking good care of him and wished me a safe shift.

Several hours later I transported another patient to the same hospital. While I was outside cleaning the gurney and getting ready to clear, his wife comes up and informs me that he died an hour ago. I gave her a long hug and asked if there was anything she needed. “You already did everything. You took care of him and us……that’s all that matters”.