So there I was, minding my own business, when we get toned out for a vehicle accident with “multiple victims”. On our way to the call, our MDT pops up with an update that “bystander CPR” is in progress. Had this have been on an interstate or any long stretch of road, I would have most likely been expecting some serious injuries and possibly a DOA. However, this was on a residential street.
We arrived on scene to find 2 vehicles involved. One was pulled off to the side with it’s flashers on, and the other – a late model Chevy Impala with large, chrome, custom rims and some “sparkly” purple paint – was completely blocking the street. Minor damage was noted to both vehicles. No airbag deployment, no passenger space intrusion, no skid marks, no blah blah blah blah found.
A glance to the left showed all occupants of vehicle #1 standing on the sidewalk. The driver was holding a cellphone to his head with one hand and rubbing his forehead with the other. A glance to the right revealed the driver of the Impala standing outside the passenger door, reaching in and pumping on the chest of the passenger yelling; “Don’t leave me bro! I can’t let you go like this!”. The passenger? Well, he too was yelling…….between chest compressions; “Stop – I’m – Not – F*^$ing - Dead”.
We quickly intervened and ceased resuscitation efforts. The police also intervened and arrested our Good Samaritan on DUI charges. As we wheeled the passenger / blunt-trauma victim to the back of the ambulance, he shouted towards the police car “I love you bro! You saved my life!”
I don’t know about you, but I have a sneaking suspicion that this wasn’t what the American Heart Association had in mind they started promoting community CPR.


