May 19, 2013

I Gotta Fever!

No cowbell for you.

Scope of Practice

 

My Symptoms Haven’t Improved

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I Blow

My Taxes

Ever have someone tell you that their taxes pay your wages?

Last Week I Fell Down the Stairs

You know the difference between god and a paramedic? God doesn’t think he’s a paramedic.

If It Aint’ Broke

I learned that if you put a paramedic in a room with nothing but 2 bowling balls, an hour later 1 will be broken and the other missing.

I’m Dying

I guess I’m not the only one that lives on hospital sandwiches…..

Last Month I Transported 72 Patients

Ever feel like you transport the same people over and over?

I Got 99 Patients

OK, so I couldn’t just sit around and read all these hilarious meme comics without getting a piece of the action. I have a bunch of these things written, and I’ll post them often. I hope you enjoy!

P.S. Captions are always welcome :)