Tiger Woods attention in the news lately had left many people wondering what kind of return to golf he would have. Perhaps he was done with professional golf? We all know that his value to the sponsors certainly went down. So perhaps Tiger could choose another career like all billionaire sports stars do and become a paramedic! This of course left me to wonder…..
What kind of paramedic would Tiger Woods be?
Shifts
Tiger Woods probably wouldn’t make his schedule known…..at least not to his wife.
Mass Casualty Incidents
I would imagine that transporting one patient at a time would eventually get old for Tiger Woods. While it may seem that an MCI would be right up his alley, I have heard that he isn’t good at juggling between multiple patients.
Dispatch
There is only one way to truly get a hold of Tiger Woods in the event of an emergency. Your standard radio or quick call system would not do the trick. I think it’s obvious that text messages would probably get the most rapid response. Of course these messages would have to be immediately deleted to ensure confidentiality.
Radio Reports
As previously mentioned, Tiger Woods wouldn’t do so great with broadcasting his reports over the radio. My guess is that his patient information would be transfered in the form of discrete voice mails.
Partner
We all know that a billionaire golf star is nothing without a good driver…….
Euipment
This is normally the part where I would list the essential tools for his day-to-day operations. However, Tiger was unable to get any sponsors to provide him with his equipment.
